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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you fin

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

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If you can dream it, then you can achieve it. You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want. – Zig Ziglar

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