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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you fin

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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Freedom
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. – Laurence J. Peter

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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

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The thing I like about baseball is that its one-on-one. You stand up there alone, and if you make a mistake, its your mistake. If you hit a home run, its your home run. – Hank Aaron

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Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. – Hank Azaria

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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that youll never get back in shape. – Charisma Carpenter

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He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie. – Anaïs Nin

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