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Quote by Lyn Nofziger
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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The reason this country continues its drift toward socialism and big nanny government is because too many people vote in the expectation of getting something for nothing, not because they have a concern for what is good for the country. – Lyn Nofziger

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good
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Lyn Nofziger
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One of the things that bothers me most is the growing belief in the country that security is more important than freedom. It aint. – Lyn Nofziger

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Freedom
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Lyn Nofziger
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The tree of liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. – Lyn Nofziger

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Patriotism
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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funny

Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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funny

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

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funny

Random Quotes

There is nothing so pitiful as a young cynic because he has gone from knowing nothing to believing nothing. – Maya Angelou, PBS, 1988 March 28th

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Curmudgeonesque

I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what theyve done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction. – Ben Stiller

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funny

Its time for me to do things I like so I will be happy, my wife will be happy, my friends will be happy. I just want to do something Im proud of. Its time for me to change. I could sign with a company for 10 movies and Im the king of video and so what? – Jean Claude Van Damme

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movies

Death twitches my ear. “Live,” he says, “I am coming.” – Virgil, Minor Poems, Copa

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Carpe Diem