Quote by Lyn Nofziger
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

Other quotes by Lyn Nofziger

The reason this country continues its drift toward socialism and big nanny government is because too many people vote in the expectation of getting something for nothing, not because they have a concern for what is good for the country. – Lyn Nofziger

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good
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I think the American people have become more reliant upon government and less reliant upon themselves and that they now tend to put security ahead of freedom, but I think freedom is the most important aspect of our lives. – Lyn Nofziger

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Freedom
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The tree of liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. – Lyn Nofziger

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Patriotism
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, its OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. – Karl Lagerfeld

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funny

The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

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funny

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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funny

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they dont have their assistants and entourage, its funny to see what happens. – Daryl Hall

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funny

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Dont cling to fame. Youre just borrowing it. Its like money. Youre going to die, and somebody else is going to get it. – Sonny Bono

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We are sinful not only because we have eaten of the Tree of Knowledge, but also because we have not yet eaten of the Tree of Life. The state in which we are is sinful, irrespective of guilt. – Franz Kafka

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Knowledge

Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul. – Thomas Mann

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When we look on the characters of man and woman, we cannot but perceive that neither is perfect by itself, but that each needs the other for its perfection…. Hence the one must be softened by tender emotions, and the other strengthened by firmness. – Frederick A. Rauch, Psychology; or, A View of the Human Soul: Including Anthropo

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People