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Quote by Lyn Nofziger
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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The tree of liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. – Lyn Nofziger

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Patriotism
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I think the American people have become more reliant upon government and less reliant upon themselves and that they now tend to put security ahead of freedom, but I think freedom is the most important aspect of our lives. – Lyn Nofziger

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Freedom
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The reason this country continues its drift toward socialism and big nanny government is because too many people vote in the expectation of getting something for nothing, not because they have a concern for what is good for the country. – Lyn Nofziger

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good
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler

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I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls its funny. – Shahrukh Khan

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If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

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