Quote by Lyn Nofziger
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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The reason this country continues its drift toward socialism and big nanny government is because too many people vote in the expectation of getting something for nothing, not because they have a concern for what is good for the country. – Lyn Nofziger

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good
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One of the things that bothers me most is the growing belief in the country that security is more important than freedom. It aint. – Lyn Nofziger

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Freedom
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I think the American people have become more reliant upon government and less reliant upon themselves and that they now tend to put security ahead of freedom, but I think freedom is the most important aspect of our lives. – Lyn Nofziger

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Ive always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. – Molly Ivins

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin

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funny

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book thats funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So theres all kinds of advantages to it. – Al Franken

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funny

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