Quote by Demetri Martin
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking fo

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Thats the biggest part of doing comics: You have to create stuff that makes you want to get out of bed every morning and get to work. – Daniel Clowes

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Even as a kid, I never liked breakfast. I just dont like to eat then. I like to get up and work. I think sticking a whole bunch of carbohydrates in your stomach in the morning is probably the worst way to begin the day. – Candace Bushnell

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Do I believe in arbitration? I do. But not in arbitration between the lion and the lamb, in which the lamb is in the morning found inside the lion. – Samuel Gompers

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Morning

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. – Marv Levy

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I wake up every morning singing The Star-Spangled Banner. – Terry McAuliffe

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Havin fun while freedom fightin must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water – which is known to have lithium in it – because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. – Molly Ivins

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My mom and my dad wanted my brother and I to have a better life, you know, better education, better jobs. It was probably harder, much, much harder, for my parents. When youre a kid, you can learn a language much more easily I learned English in less than a year. – Mila Kunis

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A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost. – Marion C. Garretty

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