Quote by Demetri Martin
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking fo

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Romantic
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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Morning
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Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me theyre just good. – Lee DeWyze

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Morning

The question is the morning after. What sort of Iraq do we wake up to after the bombing? What happens in the region? What impact could it have? These are questions leaders I have spoken to have posed. – Kofi Annan

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Morning

Im set to have my best year ever: Im hiring some acts and there will be a show in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening. Im going to use my theater to its fullest potential. – Mickey Gilley

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Morning

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren’t for the rise-and-shine requirement. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Morning

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Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness. – Terri Guillemets

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My dad knows how to tell a story. Hed make me laugh by doing all the different voices. – Lily Collins

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dad

Woman is the sun, an extraordinary creature, one that makes the imagination gallop. – Marcello Mastroianni

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Music is a part of my life all the time – on the plane, before matches, driving out to the court. – Maria Sharapova

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Music