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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David

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