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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Everybodys funny if you love them. – Anna Torv

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A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner

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George Clooney is a super-human, hes just such an amazing human being, he taught me how to be a better person and a better actor! – Shailene Woodley

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I hope with all my heart there will be painting in heaven. – Jean-Baptiste Corot

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Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death. – Coco Chanel

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