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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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I thought I was funny as a kid. – Jo Brand

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Its a funny old world. – Margaret Thatcher

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I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. – Gertrude Stein

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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. – Ted Allen

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Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. – Oliver Herford

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You can map your life through your favorite movies, and no two peoples maps will be the same. – Mary Schmich

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I definitely wanted to earn my freedom. But the primary motivation wasnt making money, but making an impact. – Sean Parker

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Nothing can contribute more to peace of soul than the lack of any opinion whatever. – Georg C. Lichtenberg

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