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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Its so funny when youre actually directing because things start popping that you dont expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesnt quite have the impetus that you thought it might. – Stephen Moyer

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funny

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isnt that funny? The tables have turned. – Kristen Bell

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funny

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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funny

You can go to a play that is enjoyable because its funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play thats enjoyable because its disturbing. – Wallace Shawn

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Random Quotes

I dont want to clip on the armour every morning. Ive seen some politicians do this and they get a bit mangled and bitter. I just refuse to do that. I refuse to be angry or bitter or complain, and I remain open. I may sometimes be a bit too open but Im not going to change that one bit. – Nick Clegg

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Change

Im very confident my health isnt going to allow me to be a good player, especially in the spring. – Steve Yzerman

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Health

Most of the people I know who work out seriously do so because they have such an amazing outlook on life. To be who I want to be, Im going to work out to be more positive, more active. Its proactive. – John Krasinski

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amazing

As grand and griefless as a rich mans funeral. – Sidney Thompson Dobell

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Funerals