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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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In terms of the creative side of it, its really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. – Trey Parker

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funny

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they dont like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiots mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. – Terry Bradshaw

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funny

I tend to head for whats amusing because a lot of things arent happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything. – Maggie Smith

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funny

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