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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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Jay London
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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Jay London
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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Jay London
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I thought I was funny as a kid. – Jo Brand

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funny

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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funny

Dont remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then youll be disappointed. – Celia Johnson

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funny

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of ones friends and relatives children. – P. J. ORourke

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funny

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Truth in philosophy means that concept and external reality correspond. – Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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I want to establish a wide range and play all kinds of parts. Its that sort of acting career I really respect. I like to turn a sharp left from whatever Ive done before because that keeps me awake. Thats why I want to be an actor – I dont want to play endless variations on one character. – Tim Curry

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respect

Joanna points her camera at a section of society unused to having cameras pointed at it. But I dont know about categorizing them in terms of class Im a bit wary of that. My dad is the son of a shipbuilder. – Tom Hiddleston

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dad

In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Action