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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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