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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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Jay London
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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If you think somethings funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. – Olivia Munn

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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry

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You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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I never abandoned either forms or freedom. I imagine that most of what could be called free verse is in my first book. I got through that fairly early. – Howard Nemerov

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I mean when you come into the set at 7:30 in the morning and you come out of make-up and the first thing you know, the ladies start coming into our dressing rooms at 7:45. – Burt Ward

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A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. – John F. Kennedy

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