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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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