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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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Jay London
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny
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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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funny

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny

Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

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funny

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. – John Badham

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There is nothing that wastes the body like worry, and one who has any faith in God should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever. – Mahatma Gandhi

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I dont have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. – Janeane Garofalo

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Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant. – Anthony Robbins

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Decisions

Its impossible, I think, however much Id become disillusioned politically or evolve into a post-political person, I dont think Id ever change my view that socialism is the best political moment humans have ever come up with. – Christopher Hitchens

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