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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Im for whatever gets you through the night. – Frank Sinatra

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Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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At school I was very shy. I wasnt funny really. – Michel Gondry

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funny

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Thinking more than others about our own thoughts is not self-centeredness. It means that if asked whats on our mind, we are less likely to mention being aware of the world around us, and more likely to mention our inner reflections. But we are less likely to mention thinking about other people. – Elaine N. Aron

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