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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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In my experience, its not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows. – Michael Mandelbaum

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

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I think that Hangover II is as funny as The Hangover I, honest to God, but I think that its a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher. – Todd Phillips

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