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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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Jay London
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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Jay London
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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funny
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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. – Don Marquis

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Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

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funny

I really love Soapdish. I wish Soapdish had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie. – Elisabeth Shue

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funny

You cant make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. – Colin Quinn

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Kids are a great analogy. You want your kids to grow up, and you dont want your kids to grow up. You want your kids to become independent of you, but its also a parents worst nightmare: That they wont need you. Its like the real tragedy of parenting. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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parenting

At the end of the day, I dont need to work, and I think its good that I have the drive and willpower to get up and do something in the morning even though I dont need to. – Petra Ecclestone

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There is no reason to suppose that the world had a beginning at all. The idea that things must have a beginning is really due to the poverty of our thoughts. – Bertrand Russell

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You have to visualize a second or two ahead of your car what line you are taking, what you are going to do, before you get there because it comes too fast. – Emerson Fittipaldi

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