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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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Jay London
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but… I have a reputation of – people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. – Ian MacKaye

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Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

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Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. – Neve Campbell

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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I dont know one who wouldnt fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. – George Jean Nathan

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The injury that we do to a man must be such that we need not fear his vengeance. – Steve Perry

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Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while youre at it. – Horace Greeley

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Money does not pay for anything, never has, never will. It is an economic axiom as old as the hills that goods and services can be paid for only with goods and services. – Albert Jay Nock, Memoirs of a Superfluous Man, 1943

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