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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Jay London
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. – David Lee Roth

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