Logo
Quote by Jay London
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

Category:
Home
Author
Jay London
Read Quote

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

Category:
funny
Author
Jay London
Read Quote

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

Category:
Medical
Author
Jay London
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

Category:
funny

Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense. – Tippi Hedren

Category:
funny

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. – Charisma Carpenter

Category:
funny

In terms of the creative side of it, its really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. – Trey Parker

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The invention of IQ does a great disservice to creativity in education. – Joel Hildebrand

Category:
Intelligence

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

Category:
best

In revolutions the occasions may be trifling but great interests are at stake. – Aristotle

Category:
Revolution

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. – James Shubert

Category:
Men