But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin
Just as the Security Council was largely irrelevant to the great struggle of the last half of the twentieth century – freedom against Communism – so too it is largely on the sidelines in our contemporary struggles against international terrorism and the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. – John Bolton