But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin
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I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin
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