I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle Category: funny
I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. – Petra Nemcova Category: funny
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie Category: funny
No one person invented Mulberry. The knowledge that we had to have this floating harbor slowly grew. – Lord Mountbatten Category: Knowledge
Make no mistake, a yes vote on the Democrats health care bill is a vote for taxpayer-funded abortions. – John Boehner Category: Health
I should tie myself to no particular system of society other than of socialism. – Nelson Mandela Category: Society
