I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin Category: funny
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan Category: funny
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller Category: funny
Julia Child wasnt afraid to have fun. She made fantastic food but knew how to have a good time and not be too stuck up about the kitchen space. – Nadia Giosia Category: Food
Pale death, with impartial step, knocks at the hut of the poor and the towers of kings. – Horace Category: Death
All human laws are, properly speaking, only declaratory they have no power over the substance of original justice. – Edmund Burke Category: power
