Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller