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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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If you can laugh together, you can work together. – Robert Orben

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You can work really hard, but if youre not training in the right way youre not going to improve and get to the level that you want to. – Michael Chang

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What I had to prove was that I had a dedication and a desire and a passion to do the work and everything else would fall in place because I have a vision that I want to portray and it did and I do it. I dont sell anything. – Kim Weston

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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. – Laurence J. Peter

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