Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
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