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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Leave it as it is. The ages have been at work on it and man can only mar it. – Theodore Roosevelt

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I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence. – Ayrton Senna

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Behaving like a princess is work. Its not just about looking beautiful or wearing a crown. Its more about how you are inside. – Julie Andrews

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Everyone has a story that makes me stronger. I know that the work I do is important and I enjoy it, but it is nice to hear the feedback of what we do to inspire others. – Richard Simmons

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