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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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