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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain

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Some slaves are scoured to their work by whips, others by their restlessness and ambition. – John Ruskin

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I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man. – Alexander Hamilton

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The United States strongly condemns the illegal disclosure of classified information. It puts peoples lives in danger, threatens our national security, and undermines our efforts to work with other countries to solve shared problems. – Hillary Clinton

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Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell. – Emily Dickinson

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