Quote by Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Im very happy. I like my work and the various aspects of it – going around the world, teaching the gospel according to St. Albert. – Albert Ellis

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The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do. – Proverb

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There may be people who have more talent than you, but theres no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do – and I believe that. – Derek Jeter

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