Quote by Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. – Charles Kingsley

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I dont feel right unless I have a sport to play or at least a way to work up a sweat. – Hank Aaron

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In the execution of Presidential decisions work to be true to his views, in fact and tone. – Donald Rumsfeld

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The bottom line is, when people are crystal clear about the most important priorities of the organization and team they work with and prioritized their work around those top priorities, not only are they many times more productive, they discover they have the time they need to have a whole life. – Stephen Covey

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