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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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The harder I work, the luckier I get. – Samuel Goldwyn

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Its easier to change what you do than people think it is. If you dont change, your field changes around you. – Walter Gilbert

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work

Thats been one of my mantras – focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But its worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains. – Steve Jobs

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work

People who make the choice to study, work hard or do whatever they endeavor is to give it the max on themselves to reach to the top level. And you have the people who get envy and jealous, yet are not willing to put that work in, and they want to get the same praise. – Evander Holyfield

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Wisdom sails with wind and time. – John Florio

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Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. – English Proverb

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There once was a sculptor called Phidias
Who had a distaste for the hideous.
So he sculpt Aphrodite
Without any nightie
Which shocked the ultra-fastidious. – Anon.

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While his eyes saw the sky, his soul saw Heaven. – K. Smith

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