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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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