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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. – Lucille Ball

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As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. – Irvin S. Cobb

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We treat our people like royalty. If you honor and serve the people who work for you, they will honor and serve you. – Mary Kay Ash

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