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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - k

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. – Peter Drucker

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I find it some of the hardest photography and the most challenging photography Ive ever done. Its a real challenge to work with the natural features and the natural light. – Galen Rowell

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I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job. – Walter Wager

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Character is the indelible mark that determines the only true value of all people and all their work. – Orison Swett Marden

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Is all literature eavesdropping, and all art Chinese imitation? our life a custom, and our body borrowed, like a beggar’s dinner, from a hundred charities? – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Quotation and Originality,” Letters and Social Aims, 1876

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If you wish to be success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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