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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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It is astonishing what an effort it seems to be for many people to put their brains definitely and systematically to work. – Thomas A. Edison

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Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. – Gustave Flaubert

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The test of the artist does not lie in the will with which he goes to work, but in the excellence of the work he produces. – Thomas Aquinas

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You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough. – Joe E. Lewis

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