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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome

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Luck? I dont know anything about luck. Ive never banked on it and Im afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isnt. – Lucille Ball

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If you can laugh together, you can work together. – Robert Orben

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It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. – Pablo Picasso

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Trust in the Lord with all your heart; and dont lean on your own understanding. In all things acknowledge him, and he shall direct your way. Proverbs 3:5, 6 – Bible

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A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing. – Charles M. Schwab

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