Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller