Quote by Phyllis Diller
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. – Charles Kingsley

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