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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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For those who have come here illegally, they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card, they will be treated like everybody else. – Mitt Romney

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Yes, Ive kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but thats it. I dont go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. – Paris Hilton

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Most cooks try to learn by making dishes. Doesnt mean you can cook. It means you can make that dish. When you can cook is when you can go to a farmers market, buy a bunch of stuff, then go home and make something without looking at a recipe. Now youre cooking. – Tom Colicchio

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I have an abacus at home. – Conan OBrien

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