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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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I feel most at home in the water. I disappear. Thats where I belong. – Michael Phelps

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If you dont quit, and dont cheat, and dont run home when trouble arrives, you can only win. – Shelley Long

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