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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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I maintain the rather old-fashioned view that this is my work and its in the public arena, but that doesnt entitle everyone to know what happened at home before coming here. – Francesca Annis

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I think children learning to cook can be such a wonderful thing. It can help build confidence, make them feel good about themselves. It helped me build my ego and even start to get acceptance at school. Id bring things to class that Id cooked at home. – Giada De Laurentiis

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I like my home and I like the nature. – Billy Corgan

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I couldnt care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence. – Meryl Streep

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