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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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If you dont quit, and dont cheat, and dont run home when trouble arrives, you can only win. – Shelley Long

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Even cooking at home, the difference between my wife cooking and me cooking is major. When my wife cooks, the kitchen looks like a disaster. When I cook its completely clean and organized and it doesnt look like anyone has been cooking in there. – Tom Colicchio

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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I hate formal stuff. I love looking like a doll and all that stuff and playing dress up, but when Im home, sweat pants, t-shirt. When Im in the studio, sweat pants, t-shirt. – Nicki Minaj

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