Phyllis Diller's Quote - Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller

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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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Actors always talk about taking their work home and I always think: What are you on? You just turn it off. You are at work and then you go home. – Bill Nighy

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After all, I long to be in America again, nay, if I can go home to return no more to Europe, it seems to me that I shall ever enjoy more peace of mind, and even Physical comfort than I can meet with in any portion of the world beside. – John James Audubon

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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. Thats what happens when you havent been home in eighteen years. – Lee Trevino

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