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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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It may be that the satisfaction I need depends on my going away, so that when Ive gone and come back, Ill find it at home. – Rumi

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At home Ive got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour. – Thom Yorke

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I love grocery shopping when Im home. Thats what makes me feel totally normal. I love both the idea of home as in being with my family and friends, and also the idea of exploration. I think those two are probably my great interests. – Yo-Yo Ma

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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home. – Roald Dahl

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