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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Americans, particularly after World War II, tended to romanticize war because in World War II our cause was the cause of humanity, and our soldiers brought home glory and victory, and thank God that they did. But it led us to romanticize it to some extent. – Neil Sheehan

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The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. – Maya Angelou

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Akron, Ohio, is my home. It will always be remembered. Akron, Ohio, is my life. – LeBron James

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I like being at home and cooking. – Shania Twain

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