Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller