Quote by Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Performers are so vulnerable. Theyre frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment where its warm, where its OK to fail – a kind of home, I suppose. – Jane Campion

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Akron, Ohio, is my home. I will always be here. Im still working out at my old high school. – LeBron James

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One of the great privileges of having grown up in a middle-class literary English household, but having gone to school in the front lines in Southeast London, was that I became half-street-urchin and half-good-boy at home. I knew that dichotomy was possible. – Daniel Day-Lewis

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Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if its not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world. – Bette Davis

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