Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller