Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller