Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller