Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
I stayed in Baghdad every summer until I was 14. My dads sister is still there, but many of my relatives have managed to get out. People forget that there are still people there who are not radicalized in any particular direction, trying to live normal lives in a very difficult situation. – Andy Serkis