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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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Phyllis Diller
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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Land is the secure ground of home, the sea is like life, the outside, the unknown. – Stephen Gardiner

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Home

I cant drag myself away from Final Cut Pro. It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I cant use it. – Margaret Cho

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Home

His claim to his home is deep, but there are too many ghosts. He must absorb without being absorbed. – Willie Morris

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Home

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Home

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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

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Hey, Im a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. – Paul Ryan

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All too many Muslims fail to grasp Islam, which teaches one to be lenient towards others and to understand their value systems, knowing that these are tolerated by Islam as a religion. – Abdurrahman Wahid

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Faith is the highest passion in a human being. Many in every generation may not come that far, but none comes further. – Soren Kierkegaard

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