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People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was a

People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Find out who you are and be that person. Thats what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Truth
Author
Ellen DeGeneres
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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I dont care if its called marriage. I dont care if its called, you know, domestic partnership. I dont care what its called. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Marriage
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Ellen DeGeneres
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funny
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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

Category:
funny

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

Category:
funny

People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. Youre laughing one minute and youre crying the next and thats just life for me, and that is what people are like. – Sally Hawkins

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funny

All men are equal before fish. – Herbert Hoover

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funny

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