Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was a

People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres

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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I dont care if its called marriage. I dont care if its called, you know, domestic partnership. I dont care what its called. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Marriage
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My dad is still Christian Scientist. My moms not, and Im not. But I believe in God, and that theres a higher power and an intelligence thats bigger than us and that we can rely on. Its not just us, thinking we are the ones in control of everything. That idea gives me support. – Ellen DeGeneres

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dad
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe were all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose… When you connect with that love and that compassion, thats when everything unfolds. – Ellen DeGeneres

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work
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What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and were chatting away, nice to see you. – Anthony Holden

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. – Saint Augustine

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because Id been up all night inventing the Camcorder. – Al Gore

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The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger. – Mary Wollstonecraft

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Would Hamlet have felt the delicious fascination of suicide if he hadnt had an audience, and lines to speak? – Jean Genet

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The sinning is the best part of repentance. – Arab Proverb

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Most small business owners are not particularly sophisticated business people. Thats not a criticism theyre passionate about cutting hair or cooking food, and thats why they got in the business, not because they have an MBA. – Andrew Mason

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