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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and were hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day. – Bob Wells

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As much as I love crisp, clean whites, theres always a time for rich but balanced Chardonnays with oak, especially at Thanksgiving. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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Our rural ancestors, with little blest,
Patient of labour when the end was rest,
Indulged the day that housed their annual grain,
With feasts, and offrings, and a thankful strain. – Alexander Pope

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I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. – Marc Forgione

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