My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
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Ive spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, Im happy. – Richie Sambora
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