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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemora

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. – Marc Forgione

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In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and were hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day. – Bob Wells

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I think Im going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. Im very excited! Its going to be a big day and my husband is in charge of the turkey – hes the chef of the family! – Lily Aldridge

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Our rural ancestors, with little blest,
Patient of labour when the end was rest,
Indulged the day that housed their annual grain,
With feasts, and offrings, and a thankful strain. – Alexander Pope

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