Quote by Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemora

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide. – Stephen Evans

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I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. Its the only holiday I insist on making myself. – Ina Garten

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Life without thankfulness is devoid of love and passion. Hope without thankfulness is lacking in fine perception. Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude. Every virtue divorced from thankfulness is maimed and limps along the spiritual road. – John Henry Jowett

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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. – O. Henry

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