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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemora

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse. – Henry Van Dyke

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I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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As much as I love crisp, clean whites, theres always a time for rich but balanced Chardonnays with oak, especially at Thanksgiving. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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