Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller