Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller
Study after study confirms that even when you control for variables like profession, education, hours worked, age, marital status, and children, men still are compensated substantially more – even in professions, like nursing, dominated by women. No wonder theres a gender gap. – Dee Dee Myers