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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phylli

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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No man is ever old enough to know better. – Holbrook Jackson

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For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30. – Demi Moore

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I dont know why people are so obsessed with age anyway. I mean, 90 is the new 70 70 is the new 50 and 50 is the new 40 so the whole act-your-age thing? Only up to a point. – Joan Collins

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Study until twenty-five, investigation until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance. – Thomas Moore

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