I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. – Josh Billings