I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. – Josh Billings

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. – Josh Billings
Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. – Josh Billings
The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings