I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings