I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
To bring up a child in the way he should go — travel that way yourself. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
To bring up a child in the way he should go — travel that way yourself. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. – Josh Billings