I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. – Josh Billings