I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. – Josh Billings