I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings
To bring up a child in the way he should go — travel that way yourself. – Josh Billings
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. – Josh Billings