I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings