At my age flowers scare me. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
At my age flowers scare me. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns