I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34. – Larry Hagman
When we started the show, Dallas was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JRs home town. – Larry Hagman
My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politicians car. – Larry Hagman
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. – Larry Hagman
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not; but my faculties are decaying, now, & soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the latter. It is sad to go to pieces like this, but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain [Also, “When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had