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Diets and Dieting

Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth. – Proverb

The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger; the first is a perpetual call upon them to propagate their kind, the latter to preserve themselves. – Joseph Addison

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. – Kingsley Amis

Changing our diet is something we choose to do, not something we are forced to do. Instead of dreading it, try saying, Heres another thing I get to do to help myself. Great! – Greg Anderson

I dont weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, whats more, I never did. – Fatty Arbuckle

The obese is in a total delirium. For he is not only large, of a size opposed to normal morphology: he is larger than large. He no longer makes sense in some distinctive opposition, but in his excess, his redundancy. – Jean Baudrillard

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

Every day the fat woman dies a series of small deaths. – Shelley Bovey

Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. – Charles Buck

Imprisoned in every fat man, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out. – Cyril Connolly

Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

One meal a day is enough for a lion, and it ought to be for a man. – George Fordyce

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

its a sex object if youre pretty and no love or love and no sex if youre fat – Nikki Giovanni

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. – Jackie Gleason

A poor man who eats too much, as contradistinguished from a gourmand, who is a rich man who lives well. – Elbert Hubbard

They whose sole bliss is eating can give but that one brutish reason why they live. – Juvenal

Appetite is essentially insatiable, and where it operates as a criterion of both action and enjoyment (that is, everywhere in the Western world since the sixteenth century) it will infallibly discover congenial agencies (mechanical and political) of expression. – Marshall McLuhan

Some people are born to fatness. Others have to get there. – Les Murray

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! – Ogden Nash