The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings