The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings