The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. – Josh Billings