The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings