The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. – Josh Billings