The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. – Josh Billings
Its not only the most difficult thing to know ones self, but the most inconvenient. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings