Quote by Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides hi

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

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its a sex object if youre pretty and no love or love and no sex if youre fat – Nikki Giovanni

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! – Ogden Nash

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The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger; the first is a perpetual call upon them to propagate their kind, the latter to preserve themselves. – Joseph Addison

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