The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. – Josh Billings
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. – Josh Billings