The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. – Pierre Loti