The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings