The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings
Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. – Josh Billings
Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since. – Josh Billings