The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Theres a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they havent the time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
Total physical and mental inertia are highly agreeable, much more so than we allow ourselves to imagine. A beach not only permits such inertia but enforces it, thus neatly eliminating all problems of guilt. It is now the only place in our overly active world that does. – John Kenneth Galbraith