The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings
It has been said that death ends all things. This is a mistake. It does not end the volume of practical quotations, and it will not until the sequence of the alphabet is so materially changed as to place D where Z now stands. – Harper’s Bazar: Facetiæ, September 1, 1888, quoted in A Dictionary of