Quote by Josh Billings
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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

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I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. – Paul Gauguin

The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger; the first is a perpetual call upon them to propagate their kind, the latter to preserve themselves. – Joseph Addison

its a sex object if youre pretty and no love or love and no sex if youre fat – Nikki Giovanni

Appetite is essentially insatiable, and where it operates as a criterion of both action and enjoyment (that is, everywhere in the Western world since the sixteenth century) it will infallibly discover congenial agencies (mechanical and political) of expression. – Marshall McLuhan

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