The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings