The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit. – Josh Billings