The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings
I dont care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words. – Josh Billings