Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. – Adam Carolla
Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla
I think were getting to the point where everyones getting fat and everyones getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people cant walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. – Adam Carolla
I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla