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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
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Live. Love. Sparkle. – Author unknown

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A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. – Author Unknown

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My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. – Author Unknown

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I still dont understand the music industry that much. Everything I learned was from hanging out with rock musicians in studios. I certainly have respect for those who make music their livelihood. – Brendan Fraser

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An apple is an excellent thing — until you have tried a peach. – George du Maurier

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