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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. – Author Unknown

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Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking fills my days – not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! – Author Unknown

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