Demetri Martin's Quote - The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. – Demetri Martin

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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. – Author Unknown

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My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. – Author Unknown

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Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. – Author unknown

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When life gives you scraps, make something with them. – Author Unknown

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