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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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Dreams
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Demetri Martin
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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cool
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Demetri Martin
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
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A person is neither whole nor healthy without the memories of photo albums. They are the storybook of our lives. They provide a nostalgic escape from the tormented days of the present. – Patrick Garry

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Scrapbooking

Scrapbooking fills my days – not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

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I had been found in a mud puddle at 4:30 in the morning. – Lance Loud

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