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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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To crop or not to crop, that is the question. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking fills my days – not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! – Author Unknown

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When life gives you scraps, make something with them. – Author Unknown

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No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away. – Author Unknown, "The Scrappers Creed"

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