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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Demetri Martin
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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good
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Demetri Martin
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
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Live. Love. Sparkle. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

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A gift blinds the wise and perverts the words of the righteous. – Bible

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Gifts

No doubt most of you think biography dull reading. You would much rather sit down with a good story. But have you ever thought what a story is? It is nothing but a bit of make-believe biography. – Burton E. Stevenson, A Guide to Biography for Young Readers: American — Me

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Books

Grief changes shape, but it never ends. – Keanu Reeves

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Sympathy

Since I met Starsmith, my producer, I really feel like Im making music because we write it together and produce it together. Ive got a proper involvement in the end product as opposed to just writing a song and finding someone else to produce it. – Ellie Goulding

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Music