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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin

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Hope
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Demetri Martin
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Demetri Martin
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Scrapbooking
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Scrapbooking fills my days – not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

A person is neither whole nor healthy without the memories of photo albums. They are the storybook of our lives. They provide a nostalgic escape from the tormented days of the present. – Patrick Garry

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Scrapbooking

I scrapbook therefore I am – broke. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

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Im worried about that man or woman sitting around – the coffee table tonight or in their kitchen talking about how are we going to get to work. How are we going to have the dignity to take care of our family. – Rick Perry

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I find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success. – Thomas A. Edison

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I dont think about art when Im working. I try to think about life. – Jean-Michel Basquiat

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