Quote by Demetri Martin
The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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Trust
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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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Government
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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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Dreams
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
category

Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

When life gives you scraps, make something with them. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

I craft so hard I sweat glitter. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

Random Quotes

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win. – Stephen King

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Adversity

Sometimes guys are so concerned with being cool and hanging out with their friends. They dont want to seem like the guy that has to call his girlfriend. Its just boys growing up. – Kristin Cavallari

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cool

My wife and I just prefer Seattle. Its a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and the air smells like pine and the sea, as opposed to bus exhaust. – Ron Reagan

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Morning

By foreign hands thy humble grave adorned; By strangers honored, and by strangers mourned. – Alexander Pope

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Strangers