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Quote by Demetri Martin
The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Romantic
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Demetri Martin
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Demetri Martin
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
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So many pictures, so little time! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away. – Author Unknown, "The Scrappers Creed"

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Scrapbooking

My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

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If you judge people you have no time to love them. – Mother Teresa

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I like the religion that teaches liberty, equality and fraternity. – B. R. Ambedkar

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Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. – Og Mandino

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