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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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Time
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Demetri Martin
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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
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So many pictures, so little time! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

I craft so hard I sweat glitter. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

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Heredity is nothing, but stored environment. – Luther Burbank

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Ancestry, Ancestors

Im not suggesting people abandon musical instruments and start playing their cars and apartments, but I do think the reign of music as a commodity made only by professionals might be winding down. – David Byrne

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Music

Farming with live animals is a 7 day a week, legal form of slavery. – George Segal

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legal

I used to say, Man, I think Id be a really good dad. Ill be a great provider. Im funny Ill go on trips with them – Ill do all sorts of stuff. But the momming? Im not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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dad