The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin
The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin
But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin