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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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Scrapbooking fills my days – not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! – Author Unknown

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Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts. – Author Unknown

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I scrapbook therefore I am – broke. – Author Unknown

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So many pictures, so little time! – Author Unknown

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