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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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cool
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Demetri Martin
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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good
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Demetri Martin
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
category

My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Live. Love. Sparkle. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

So many pictures, so little time! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Random Quotes

Style is the dress of thoughts; and let them be ever so just, if your style is homely, coarse, and vulgar, they will appear to as much disadvantage, and be as ill received, as your person, though ever so well-proportioned, would if dressed in rags, dirt, and tatters. – Lord Chesterfield

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Style

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

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funny

Happiness is making your dreams come true. – Jourdan Dunn

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Dreams

Written laws are like spiders webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. – Anacharsis

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Law