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Quote by Demetri Martin
The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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Other Quotes from
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I scrapbook therefore I am – broke. – Author Unknown

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My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember. – Author Unknown

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I craft so hard I sweat glitter. – Author unknown

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Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. – Author Unknown

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