Quote by Demetri Martin
The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Romantic
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
category

Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

To crop or not to crop, that is the question. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

So many pictures, so little time! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

Random Quotes

To cease to admire is a proof of deterioration. – Charles Horton Cooley

Category:
Admiration

The thing with food is that you can give 20 people the same recipe and the same ingredients, and somebodys going to make it better than somebody else, and thats the creativity of it. Its like music. You could have a bunch of people playing the same piece, and somebodys gonna play it better. – Dweezil Zappa

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Food

Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. – Seneca

Category:
Life

An attitude of philosophic doubt, of suspended judgment, is repugnant to the natural man. Belief is an independent joy to him. – William Minto

Category:
Attitude