Quote by Demetri Martin
The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

Category:
cool
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

Category:
funny
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
category

Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

Scrapbooking fills my days – not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

To crop or not to crop, that is the question. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

Random Quotes

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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Camping

Im from a small town so, like, everyones married with children or about to have children. So its a little hard when you go home and people are like – and thats why people think Im gay – because theyre like Why arent you married? And Im like, it doesnt happen for everyone right off the bat. – Kelly Clarkson

Category:
Home

Its funny Im in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I dont fish, I dont hunt, Im not that into sports. I cant fix a car. I think its my point of view and the way I see the world. – Corey Stoll

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car

Justice is better than chivalry if we cannot have both. – Alice Stone Blackwell

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Justice