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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food
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Demetri Martin
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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Romantic
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Demetri Martin
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Other Quotes from
Scrapbooking
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Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

To crop or not to crop, that is the question. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away. – Author Unknown, "The Scrappers Creed"

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Scrapbooking

Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking

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Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around. – Buddy Buie and J.R. Cobb, "Rock Bottom"

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Broken Hearts

You cant win with some people. If youre not in government, youre criticised for being not serious. If you are in government, youre criticised for wanting power. Thats the Labour partys line of attack, and its a bit ridiculous. – Vince Cable

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Government

Since traveling is such a big part of my life when I am working, I like to vacation relatively close to home. Florida is a great place for me to go and relax. Its so close, which is perfect because its the minimal travel time. – Hilary Rhoda

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The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. – Carol Matthau

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Civilization