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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to ha

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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Demetri Martin
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin

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Hope
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Demetri Martin
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Scrapbooking
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No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away. – Author Unknown, "The Scrappers Creed"

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Live. Love. Sparkle. – Author unknown

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Scrapbooking

Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. – Author Unknown

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Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. – Author Unknown

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