And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin
But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin