Quote by Demetri Martin
And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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Never spend your money before you have earned it. – Thomas Jefferson

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Money wont make you happy… but everybody wants to find out for themselves. – Zig Ziglar

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Business is other peoples money. – Delphine de Girardin

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It was an honor and privilege to arrive to this country 16 years ago with almost no money in my pocket. A lot has happened since then. – Antonio Banderas

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When money is taken freedom is forsaken. – Proverb

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The novel is born of disillusionment the poem, of despair. – Jose Bergamin

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Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people. – Carl Jung

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Its funny because its funny. – David Spade

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