Quote by Demetri Martin
And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Money may be the husk of many things but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintance, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness. – Henrik Ibsen

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