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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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