Quote by Demetri Martin
And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Its a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. – Albert Camus

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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. – Helen Rowland

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

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