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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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