Quote by Demetri Martin
And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. Id come home and go to church and everybody would say, Oh, my God. Demetri, youre working at the White House. – Demetri Martin

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Im proud to pay taxes in the United States the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. – Arthur Godfrey

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Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings. – Carl Sandburg

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Politics isnt about big money or power games its about the improvement of peoples lives. – Paul Wellstone

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If were going to spend a lot of money to deal with the problem of 200 million guns in the country owned by 65 million gun owners, we ought to have a system which will work and catch criminals. – John Dingell

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Here take back the stuff that I am, nature, knead it back into the dough of being, make of me a bush, a cloud, whatever you will, even a man, only no longer make me. – G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenberg

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I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil. – Albert Einstein

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I dont make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like Im adding something to the cinematic community. – Seth Rogen

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