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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I

And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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