Quote by Demetri Martin
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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Dreams
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin

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See, at a certain point it becomes cool to be boy crazy. That happens in sixth grade, and it gives you so much social status, particularly in an all-girls school, if you can go up and talk to boys. – Rosalind Wiseman

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cool

I wondered how they would top the Pirates and skeletons and moonlight, because thats a pretty cool concept. – Orlando Bloom

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cool

I once owned a really, really ugly pair of white leather boots. They were so bad. It was back in the 80s! It was just a really tacky fashion choice when I was in middle school, and I thought it was cool. Im really embarrassed. – Jordana Brewster

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cool

Dinosaurs was a cool idea, but we just couldnt find a way to make it really fun. Weve got a bunch of great game ideas that we want to bring to life over the next several years. – Sid Meier

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cool

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All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. – Rudyard Kipling

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A goodbye isn’t painful unless you’re never going to say hello again. – Author Unknown

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