Quote by Demetri Martin
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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Im from Iowa, we dont know what cool is! – Ashton Kutcher

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Meyer and I have a bit in common because were both left-handed. I think its great that he seeks out that advice because hes not too cool or too uncomfortable to ask for it. – Barry Zito

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Ive never done anything because I thought it would look cool. – John Mayer

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Exuberance is beauty. – William Blake

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Often, we are quick to find blame with others but yet are unable to give constructive responses. There seems to be a tendency to doubt almost everything. Do we not have faith in our own peoples strengths and in our institutions? Can we afford distrust amongst ourselves? – Pratibha Patil

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While many of us never knew Ronald Reagan personally, we felt close to him because we shared his lighthearted sense of humor, admired his uncommon virtue, and were moved by his remarkable wisdom. – Randy Forbes

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Grandmas don’t just say “that’s nice” — they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money’s worth out of grandmas. – Author Unknown

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