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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Part of Obamas persona is self-reliance. Hes calm hes cool hes self-possessed. In many ways, he has tried to define himself in opposition to Clintons sometimes needy, often undisciplined, emotionalism. – Dee Dee Myers

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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea whats cool. – Bill Watterson

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