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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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I have, I admit, a low tolerance for detached chronicling and cool analysis. – Leslie Fiedler

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We had a huge audience, we sold truckloads of albums. If we do something thats cool, people will listen to it. If we dont, we would be selling people short. – Andy Taylor

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My parents are the coolest of the cool on every single level, and its because they have a deep appreciation for every moment of their lives. – Rashida Jones

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I like to give dimension to shots inside action scenes. Its demanding because you have to rehearse a lot of things happening at the same time and frame all those things in a shot. But I feel like when you accomplish that then youve got a cool action scene. – Jose Padilha

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