I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin
The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin
I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin
My role in Legally Blonde was really rewarding, because I had so much fun working on the movie. Ive had really rewarding experiences on tiny low budget films that youll never see but where I had a cool time creating characters as well. I love almost all of the characters Ive played. – Alanna Ubach