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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin

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I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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It was just an idea I had, that it could be cool to have a book covered in fake fur. – Dave Eggers

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L.A.s cool I had a run with it to where it just pretty much wore me out. I love the weather and I have great friends there, great family, but I really cannot take a lot of the culture. Like Nashville, where everybodys a songwriter, everybody out there is an actor. – Shooter Jennings

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Danger is cool. – Bryan Cranston

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My first three years of high school, I wasnt that cool. – Jonathan Bennett

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