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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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Melanie Fiona is a singer, a songwriter, shes a super-girl. I can be silly, goofy, really chilled. Shes like your cool chill girlfriend, sister-friend. Im just like everybody else. – Melanie Fiona

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We arent cool and never will be. – Chris Martin

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To me, it all comes down to things being character-driven. Its hard for me to look beyond that. CG and all this cool stuff – so be it. But to me, it pretty much begins and ends with character-driven plots rather than technologically-driven plots. – Billy West

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I try to be the best husband I can be, and if people respect that, thats cool. But theres no perfect husband. We just all try to do the best we can, you know what I mean? – Nick Lachey

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