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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. Id come home and go to church and everybody would say, Oh, my God. Demetri, youre working at the White House. – Demetri Martin

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Im a video game fan, and I always thought it would be cool to be able to control a character. – Shia LaBeouf

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It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows. – Peter Baynham

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Music is music, ultimately. If it makes you feel good, cool. – Prince

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I think you create your own hipness. – Peabo Bryson

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I used to be focused on being the dopest rapper in the game, and then once that became what I was, I wanted something different, and I wanted to become the best businessman in the game. I wanted to learn how to master the business like I mastered the rap. – Snoop Dogg

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