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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes. – Walt Whitman

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My favorite type of music to sing and to listen to, you know, rock. Its not always metal, but you know, half the time it is. Metals cool, you know? Not everybody on American Idol listens to metal. – James Durbin

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But if you think you arent creative thats cool, too. I think being around people who arent creative is kind of refreshing and nice. – Joel Hodgson

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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians – except for the occasional mountain lion steak. – Ted Nugent

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