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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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Hope
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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin

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There arent many things that are universally cool, and its cool not to litter. Id never do it. – Matthew McConaughey

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We should be recklessly abandoned to Jesus, and just turn it over to Him. Through the support I think the sacrifices will be made and well all be cool with it. – Stacie Orrico

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Parenthood and family come first for me, and when Im not working Im cool with the Teletubbies. – Clive Owen

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Violence is a very ugly thing. Violence is often so casual on film, and made to look so cool and so sexy, but violence is a repulsive, repugnant act that human beings inflict on each other. It shouldnt seem to be cool and sexy, ever really. – James Purefoy

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