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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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Everyone focuses on the earthly state, but how cool might death be? I believe in spiritual rebirth, and I cant wait to experience that. – Barry Zito

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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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Maybe I am a little bit guilty of trying to convince myself that I am cool to this point – even today. But I am so much more healthy than I used to be in my twenties, because I was not accepted at all. – Donny Osmond

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cool

I grew up around hip-hop so I didnt think it was about being cool or being black or being white or whatever. – Chad Hugo

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cool

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More Asians need to be on television as a positive role model. – Kiana Tom

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Everyone takes pause at 40. Its the age you have to assess everything in your life. Its the fictitious marker thats always coming up when youre young. The world really does look at you to kind of have it together by 40, and be successful by 40. Whatever success means. – Paul Feig

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Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it. – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, dont cry over the one person who doesnt. – Bill Cosby

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