Quote by Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams

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You dont want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while its on a grill is an actual flame. – Alton Brown

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