Quote by Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

Other quotes by Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

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Women
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God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

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Men
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You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. Theres no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or youre finished. Its impossible to predict anything. – Colin Quinn

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funny

Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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funny

Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world – and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls Id like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy – a mixture of the two would be hot. – Justin Bieber

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funny

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. Its embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. – Keanu Reeves

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funny

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I allow myself one nice car. – Slash

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There will always be vain, obsessive people who want to own rare and extraordinary things whatever the cost there will always be people for whom owning beautiful, dangerous animals brings a sense of power and magic. – Susan Orlean

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power

Let freedom reign. The sun never set on so glorious a human achievement. – Nelson Mandela

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Freedom

Cut quarrels out of literature, and you will have very little history or drama or fiction or epic poetry left. – Robert Staughton Lynd

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Poetry