Quote by Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

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I dont think my judgment is that good. I dont know what is funny. – Jerry Stiller

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