I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out. – Robin Williams

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams
Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that it is not obligatory for her to do household chores. She may do them of her own accord. But if her husband forces her to do household work, he will have to account for his conduct in the hereafter. – Anon.
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Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by “living”? They don’t mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives. – e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954