I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out. – Robin Williams
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. – Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out. – Robin Williams
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. – Robin Williams
Working moms commonly testify that they feel guilty when they are away from their children and guilty when they are not at their jobs. Devoted fathers certainly miss their children deeply, but it does not seem to be with the same gnawing, primal anxiety that often afflicts women. – Camille Paglia