Quote by Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no d

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain

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In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain

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The art of government is not to let me grow stale. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. – P. J. ORourke

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Well, first of all, I think that a lot of the voters who are voting for the tea party candidates have really good impulses. That is, they believe that for years and years and years, the people with wealth and power or government power have done well and ordinary people have not. Thats true. – William J. Clinton

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What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention. – P. J. ORourke

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