It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. – Mark Twain