Quote by Larry David
The only change I can really see is that I dont have to shop for p

The only change I can really see is that I dont have to shop for pants in stores anymore. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

I think were all good and bad, but goods not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. – Larry David

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funny
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! – Larry David

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Home
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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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Birthday
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Change
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No one can persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that can only be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either by argument or emotional appeal. – Marilyn Ferguson

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Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him. – Marlene Dietrich

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What I learned in jail is that I cant change. I cant live a different lifestyle-this is it. This is the life that they gave and this is the life that I made. – Tupac Shakur

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Change

Political Correctness doesnt change us, it shuts us up. – Glenn Beck

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Change

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