One thousand Americans stop smoking every day — by dying. – Author Unknown
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
If you must smoke, take your butt outside. – Author Unknown
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. – George D. Prentice
If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon? – Author Unknown
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. – Katharine Whitehorn
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? – Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop — no ifs, ands or butts. – Edith Zittler
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide. – Kurt Vonnegut
Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. – A.P. Herbert
For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking. – The Lung Association of British Colombia
Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time! – “Alfred E. Neuman” (Mad Magazine)
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. – Author Unknown
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. – Author Unknown
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. – Author Unknown
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. – Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. – Author Unknown
