Quote by Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - M

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

Other quotes by Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, Im tired. – Mae West

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. – Mae West

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Personally, I like two types of men – domestic and foreign. – Mae West

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