Quote by Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - M

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

Other quotes by Mae West

A woman in love cant be reasonable – or she probably wouldnt be in love. – Mae West

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Love
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Mae West
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No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. – Mae West

Category:
Jewelry
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Mae West
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Other Quotes from
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

Category:
funny

Until you walk a mile in another mans moccasins you cant imagine the smell. – Robert Byrne

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funny

Theres a constant flow of child actors. Its kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. Youre going to have to struggle for a long time. – Tina Yothers

Category:
funny

I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise youre just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line thats not in the commercial they think youre a genius. – Amy Poehler

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funny

Random Quotes

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine. – Anne Bronte

Category:
Nature

Never in our countrys history have we witnessed a natural disaster that has impacted so many people in such a wide area. In fact, as of the writing of this column, millions of people along the Gulf Coast have been displaced from their homes in a period of only five days. – Jo Bonner

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History

Humility has no home in celebrity. Be humble in your direct dealings with people, but unafraid to trumpet your greatness to the public. – Nkrumah Farrar

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Celebrity

For me, poetry is always a search for order. – Elizabeth Jennings

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Poetry