Quote by Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - M

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

Other quotes by Mae West

When Im good Im very, very good, but when Im bad, Im better. – Mae West

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good
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Mae West
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. – Mae West

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Men
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Mae West
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Marriage is a great institution, but Im not ready for an institution. – Mae West

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great
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I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. Its funny, when you look back at it, its one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on Homeland, there are no clear boundaries and enemies. – Matthew Rhys

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funny

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When were dead earnest, humor is the only thing that is dead. – Flip Wilson

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funny

Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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funny

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star whod get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. – Scott Thompson

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funny

Random Quotes

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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The man who has no inner life is a slave to his surroundings. – Henri Frédéric Amiel

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Attitude

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? – Donald Trump

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