Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. – Larry David
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I dont like to have hot food for lunch. – Larry David

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. – Larry David
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I dont like to have hot food for lunch. – Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David
Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David
A boy who hears a lesson in history ended by the beauty of peace, and how Napoleon brought ruin upon the world and that he should be forever cursed, will not long have much confidence in his teacher. He wants to hear more about the fighting and less about the peace negotiations. – William Lee Howard, Peace, Dolls and Pugnacity