Quote by Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, an

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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Vacations
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley

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People
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I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. – Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop

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Children

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Children

Children make you want to start life over. – Muhammad Ali

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Children

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. – Red Skelton

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