In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley