In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures. – Robert Benchley
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley