Quote by Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, an

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Death
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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Other Quotes from
Children
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Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. – Harold Hulbert

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Children

There is no sinner like a young saint. – Aphra Behn

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Children

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. – Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop

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Children

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail — traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. – Dr.SunWolf, 2011 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

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Children

Random Quotes

Many African leaders refuse to send their troops on peace keeping missions abroad because they probably need their armies to intimidate their own populations. – Kofi Annan

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Peace

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

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Education

To a billion people around the world surviving on just a dollar a day, the question of what to eat tonight is more about life and death than about recipes. The struggle of poor people around the globe weighs heavily on me, especially now that I am a mother, which is why I work with Oxfam. – Giada De Laurentiis

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Death

God pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled. – Author Unknown