Quote by Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, an

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

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The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. – Rabindranath Tagore

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Most of the people who will walk behind me will be children so make the beat keep time with short steps. – Hans Christian Andersen

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Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. – Margaret Atwood

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Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time. – Chinese Proverb

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