Quote by Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, an

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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Vacations
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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Children
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Children and drunks always speak the truth. – Proverb

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Children

Of all the needs (there are none imaginary) a lonely child has, the one that must be satisfied, if there is going to be hope and a hope of wholeness, is the unshaken need for an unshakable God. – Maya Angelou

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Children

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. – Author Unknown

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Children

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. – Joan Almon

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Children

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What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. – Brigitte Bardot

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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To communicate through silence is a link between the thoughts of man. – Marcel Marceau

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communication

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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