In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley