Ive won at every level, except college and pro. – Shaquille ONeal
When I get old, Im going to the old folks home. I dont want to be one of those guys whos hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks home. I want the whole top floor. – Shaquille ONeal
Im the NBAs best NFL player, and Ive always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA – for 12 years running. – Shaquille ONeal
Im on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but its all up in the medulla oblongata. Ive got a lot up there. Ive got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata. – Shaquille ONeal