There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley