Quote by Billy Connolly
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think Im as sane as anyone whos done what Ive done in movies can be. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

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I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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I always approach comedy roles pretending they arent funny. – Brendan Fraser

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