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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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