Quote by Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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