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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley

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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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Humor
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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Born to golf. Forced to work. – Saying

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