Quote by Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

Category:
Baseball
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

Category:
funny
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Death
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funny
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

Category:
funny

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? – Orlando Bloom

Category:
funny

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. – Olivia Munn

Category:
funny

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