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Quote by Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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