Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Thats the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people o

Thats the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. – Frances Wright

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For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind. – Loring A. Schuler

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Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other. – Keith Thibodeaux

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldnt imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If Im gone for six days it feels like too much. – Adam Carolla

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