Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Men want to make women happy. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men want to make women happy. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show. – Fanny Brice

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Women have this obsession with shoes. – Alexandra Paul

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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. – Author Unknown

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I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. – George Meredith

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