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Men want to make women happy. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men want to make women happy. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men
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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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amazing
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Women
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If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious. – Alphonse Karr

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Women

Women are not making it to the top. A hundred and ninety heads of state nine are women. Of all the people in parliament in the world, thirteen per cent are women. In the corporate sector, women at the top – C-level jobs, board seats – tops out at fifteen, sixteen per cent. – Sheryl Sandberg

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Women

Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Women

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden theyve reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, youre just horny. It doesnt mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten. – George William Curtis

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Women

Random Quotes

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain

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Experience

A question asked in a Surrey school exam went: “Why do cocks crow early every morning?” A twelve-year-old replied: “My dad says they have to make the most of it while the hens are asleep.” – Quoted in the Peterborough Daily Telegraph, 1983

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Marriage

Useless knowledge can be made directly contributory to a force of sound and disinterested public opinion. – Albert J. Nock

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Knowledge

I was not encouraged to follow the career of a writer because my parents thought that I was going to starve to death. They thought nobody can make a living from being a writer in Brazil. They were not wrong. – Paulo Coelho

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Death