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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When Im rounder in the face, I like to say, This is my long-term look. Or This is my wife-and-kids look right here. – Garrett Hedlund

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If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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Memories are doing funny things to us. – Milos Forman

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Everyone is as God made him, and often a good deal worse. – Miguel de Cervantes

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In some cases, inventions prohibit innovation because were so caught up in playing with the technology, we forget about the fact that it was supposed to be important. – Dean Kamen

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