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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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