Logo
Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

Category:
Anger
Author
Jerry Seinfeld
Read Quote

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

Category:
God
Author
Jerry Seinfeld
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasnt able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on E.R. Thats not generally thought of as a funny show. – Busy Philipps

Category:
funny

Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

Category:
funny

I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo

Category:
funny

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine. – Jerry Falwell

Category:
Family

A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his obligations. – William Feather

Category:
Ability

What matters is to live in the present, live now, for every moment is now. It is your thoughts and acts of the moment that create your future. The outline of your future path already exists, for you created its pattern by your past. – Sai Baba

Category:
Future

I manage to hide in my movies. – Liev Schreiber

Category:
movies