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Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cak

You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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