I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler
I think there is a real misconception about Indian food being super spicy. And I know thats because when you go into an Indian restaurant, it is pretty spicy. But it doesnt have to be. In fact, my husband cant handle a lot of heat. Ive had to temper my cooking so that he can eat with me. – Aarti Sequeira