Quote by Elayne Boosler
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someo

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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I dont even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. – Princess Diana

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When the people you love are gone, youre alone. – Keanu Reeves

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