Quote by Elayne Boosler
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someo

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. – P. G. Wodehouse

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As I get older Im more and more comfortable being alone. – Sienna Miller

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The best thing Ive learned is, if youre going out, never go out alone – you leave yourself vulnerable. If youve got someone else there you trust, they can say, be wary of that person. I probably used to be too trusting of people. – Daniel Radcliffe

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Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. – Jaron Lanier

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Beauty is first and foremost an emotion. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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