Quote by Paula Poundstone
Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. - P

Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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I am most thankful to Almighty Providence for mercies received, and determined still to press the case into public notice as a token of gratitude. – William Banting

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Im so thankful for the active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. – John Gresham Machen

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Im thankful I grew up the way I did. It made me a hard worker and insightful to other peoples lives. – Rachel Roy

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I will forever be thankful to the Malawians and international community, and my professional army and army general, who said: No, we will follow the constitution. Thats why Im here. – Joyce Banda

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