Quote by Paula Poundstone
Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. - P

Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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I have spent over 60 years bent over a guitar and to know that I wrote 70 compositions that masters have recorded, that makes me feel so good and full, and proud and thankful to the good Lord. – Jerry Reed

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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns I am thankful that thorns have roses. – Alphonse Karr

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Im thankful that I have lived long enough to become a legend, and I hope I deserve it. – Ralph Stanley

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Im thankful for not ever taking anything illegal. – Pedro Martinez

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Tina Turner is someone that I admire, because she made her strength feminine and sexy. – Beyonce Knowles

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Wisdom and penetration are the fruit of experience, not the lessons of retirement and leisure. Great necessities call out great virtues. – Abigail Adams

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Man cannot live by bread alone he must have peanut butter. – James A. Garfield

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