Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. – Paula Poundstone
I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. – Paula Poundstone
I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone
I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone
I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone
An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated. – Madalyn Murray OHair