Quote by Paula Poundstone
Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. - P

Im thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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Should it happen tomorrow, I would fall to my knees to give thanks to God for such a career. – Placido Domingo

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This little kid pointed at me and said, You look disgusting! That was the first time I thought maybe I did. I decided Id better start eating. Im just thankful that I made it through with relatively few scars. – Susan Dey

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Certainly my parents were a huge influence. They always expected the most out of all of us. And expected us to do our very best. Im thankful to them for allowing me to do what I wanted to do. – Laurel Clark

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Im thankful for serendipitous moments in my life, where things couldve gone the other way. – Rick Springfield

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I am hoping for peaceful transition into a new age. Obama has already played a great role in initiating us into that vision. If he were to be harmed in any way, it would spawn the birth of a million Obamas. – Saul Williams

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But I also want to have a family with children one day, which is very important to me. – Heidi Klum

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The sacrifices made by veterans and their willingness to fight in defense of our nation merit our deep respect and praise – and to the best in benefits and medical care. – Sue Kelly

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This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your life. If you want to fritter it away with your fears, then you will fritter it away, but you wont get it back later. – Laura Schlessinger

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