Logo
Quote by Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley

Category:
famous
Author
Robert Benchley
Read Quote

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

Category:
Humor
Author
Robert Benchley
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

Category:
funny

Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

Category:
funny

You cant make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I have mentally overcome situations most of you would be terrified to ever attempt: heights, fire, needles, spiders, snakes, angry monkeys, being shot, being hit by a car, going blind – you name it, I have been in a situation where I have had to mentally overcome my inherent fears to do my job. – Criss Angel

Category:
car

War makes thieves and peace hangs them. – George Herbert

Category:
Justice & Law

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between. – Bill Veeck

Category:
Baseball

The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble. – Clara Ortega

Category:
Sisters