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Quote by Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein

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A good artist is willing to die many times over. Whats funny is, Ive died so many times. – Billy Corgan

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