Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley