Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley