Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley