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Quote by Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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Humor
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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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Vacations
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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Now that Im more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that Ive bad to become more aware of my body. Since Ive chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-Ive been used to it for years, so its no problem. And theres nothing I cant do. – Dana Hill

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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Its a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do – youre proud of it – and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. – Kristen Stewart

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Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds. – George Santayana

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