Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures. – Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley