Quote by Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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