Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley