Quote by Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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Humor
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley

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See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. – Nate Silver

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funny

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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