Quote by Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Ro

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley

Category:
famous
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

The funny thing is that Im the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone whos traveled with me. Normally, Im in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! – Vera Wang

Category:
funny

Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didnt know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that Im one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. – John Krasinski

Category:
funny

Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

Category:
funny

The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. – Tom Tolbert

Category:
Basketball

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. – Sigmund Freud

Category:
Time

You have to come in and be that character when you walk into the room. Thats what one of my first acting teachers taught me. You know, dont go in there being Jennifer and then expect to flip and change, because theyre not going to have that imagination. – Jennifer Lopez

Category:
Change

Now I see the secret of making the best person: it is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. – Walt Whitman

Category:
best