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Quote by Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Ro

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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People dont realize that Im really funny and Im an excellent bridge player. – Sheryl Crow

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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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My mother was against me being an actress – until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra. – Angie Dickinson

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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

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