Quote by Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Ro

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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