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Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Ro

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley

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I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures. – Robert Benchley

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I do find comedy difficult. I dont know why. Maybe I think about it too much. Theres a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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