Quote by Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Ro

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley

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If you are a great dramatic actor then you often dont know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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Its a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyones on heat. Its a strange energy. Its full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music. – Alice Englert

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Im for whatever gets you through the night. – Frank Sinatra

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy. – George Orwell

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