Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig
I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker
