Quote by Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Ro

Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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Books
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

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Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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