Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Youre only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz

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Freedom
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. – Fran Lebowitz

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Art
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Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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funny

Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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funny

Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer

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funny

Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

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funny

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For the theatre one needs long arms; it is better to have them too long than too short. An artiste with short arms can never, never make a fine gesture. – Sarah Bernhardt

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Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective and valuable than words. – Francois Rabelais

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Love

I want to be with someone who wants to work as much as I do and who respects me like I respect him. – Ashley Tisdale

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respect

The earth is the Lord s, and everything in it, the world, and all who live in it. Psalms 24:1 – Bible

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World