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Youre only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Clothing
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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Business
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Other Quotes from
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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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funny

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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funny

Its not so much what you learn about Mumbai, its what you learn about yourself, really. Its a funny old hippie thing, but its true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness. – Danny Boyle

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funny

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like theyre home. Im that way at Saks. – Caroline Rhea

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funny

Random Quotes

Do you know that the ready concession of minor points is a part of the grace of life? – Henry Harland

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Grace

I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter. – D.H. Lawrence

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Letters

A lot of people think Formula One isnt a sport because everyone drives a car when they go to work in the morning. But were pulling up to six G on a corner or during breaking, which is almost like being a fighter pilot. So we have to do a lot of work on our neck muscles. – Jenson Button

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car

Indeed, the acknowledgement of God is not synonymous with religion. – Roy Moore

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Religion