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Youre only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Future
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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funny

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

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funny

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

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Random Quotes

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. – Pat Riley

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Attitude

Thats the way this business works: if your movies do well at the box office, you will be offered more movies. It doesnt matter if youre a nice guy or youre a prick. If your movies do well, theres a job waiting for you in Hollywood. Its not any more complicated than that. – Matt Damon

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movies

Women cant do everything at the same time, we need to understand milestones in our lives comes in segments. – Madeleine Albright

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Women

It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight. – John Stevenson

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Marriage