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Youre only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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Football
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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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