Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Youre only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz

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Freedom
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Clothing
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. – Fran Lebowitz

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Art
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It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you cant ask for much more. – Shawn Johnson

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funny

Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe

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funny

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. – H. L. Mencken

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funny

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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funny

Random Quotes

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. – George Washington

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Patriotism

Each age, it is found, must write its own books or rather, each generation for the next succeeding. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Age

There is no doubt that religion had already waned under the onslaught of the Enlightenment, but it was Freud who provided the radically new understanding of human nature that made any religious explanation of the whats and whys of our personhood seem naive. – Tony Campolo

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Nature

Men who are in earnest are not afraid of consequences. – Marcus Garvey

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Men