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Youre only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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Eggs
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. – Fran Lebowitz

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Nature
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Other Quotes from
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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funny

I dont think know if anythings going to translate anywhere. Youre making a movie, you hope its going to be funny, you cant think about how its going to go over. – Ben Stiller

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funny

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny

Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

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funny

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One of the hardest questions I have been asked is How will you manage the army if you are having menstrual cramps? I have also been asked if I will have the courage to face criminals. My answer is that courage is not a matter of gender. – Josefina Vazquez Mota

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Courage

You know, all my songs are relatives, brothers, sisters, cousins. – David Coverdale

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Music

Our life is made by the death of others. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Death

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Food