Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Youre only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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Business
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I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures – thats whats funny. – Mayim Bialik

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funny

Its funny: Ive been very successful and done a lot of films, and I dont really have an agent – I dont really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. – Rick Baker

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funny

I dont like comedy. I like funny things. I dont like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, Oh Jesus. – Louis C. K.

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funny

I mean its funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but its not competitive like an election, its the Olympics, its not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. – Eddie Van Halen

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funny

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Interest does not tie nations together it sometimes separates them. But sympathy and understanding does unite them. – Woodrow Wilson

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I have always been willing to admit when I made a mistake. I made a mistake in my understanding of the composition of the Contras, not on my opposition to the Contra war. – Bianca Jagger

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