Quote by Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with

One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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Family
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley

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People
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Other Quotes from
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Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. – Phil Linz

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Baseball

To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback. – Steve Hovley, 1969

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Baseball

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

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Baseball

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. – Roger Simon, 1988

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Baseball

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I dont know of too many double Christmas albums, so it is something thats new, and hopefully will be fun, and theres plenty of stuff out there to cut. – Garth Brooks

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Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one’s bath like a lump of sugar. – Pablo Picasso

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