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Quote by Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with

One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

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I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. – Author Unknown

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Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off… the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. – Rick Maksian

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The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays. – Lawrence Ritter

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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. – John Leonard, New York Times, 2 November 1975

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If my Dad doesnt like you, you will know. My Mom is just too innocent to ever lie. She doesnt even cuss. – Channing Tatum

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