In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
This depression was deep, and you dont climb out of anything as quick as you fall in. – Will Rogers
It is one of the secrets of Nature in its mood of mockery that fine weather lays heavier weight on the mind and hearts of the depressed and the inwardly tormented than does a really bad day with dark rain sniveling continuously and sympathetically from a dirty sky. – Muriel Spark, Territorial Rights, 1979