Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. – Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now whats going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? – Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers
Theres only one thing that can kill the movies, and thats education. – Will Rogers
I remember being in Atlantic City once when I was 18 or 19, and a sea of people were screaming and pulling their hair because I was there. It was weird. Nobody deserves adulation like that. I tried to explain it to my kids once. I said, Mommy used to be kind of cool, kind of like a Britney Spears. – Genie Francis