Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. – Will Rogers
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers
Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers