Quote by Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously rega

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain

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Babies are such a nice way to start people. – Don Herrold

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. – Barbara Christine Seifert

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People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed around – the music and the ideas. – Bob Dylan

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All of us kids ended up doing Mom. There are four of us whove tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance. – Bill Murray

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Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948. – Simon Raven

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And, you know, you try and preach to them theres more to this game than just walking up to home plate, swinging the bat, fielding a ground ball. Theres some dedication in it, some love youve got to put into this work. – Eddie Murray

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