A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. – Mark Twain
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. – Mark Twain