A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain
When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme. – Ron Ben-Israel