Quote by Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously rega

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

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It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. – Barbara Christine Seifert

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

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