A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. – Mark Twain

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain