Quote by Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously rega

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

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Food
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We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. – Mark Twain

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Baby, Babies
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

Aside from new babies, new mothers must be the most beautiful creatures on earth. – Terri Guillemets, 2010 January 26th, journal

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. – Elizabeth Stone

Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful. – Charles Osgood

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True freedom requires the rule of law and justice, and a judicial system in which the rights of some are not secured by the denial of rights to others. – Jonathan Sacks

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Freedom

Cut quarrels out of literature, and you will have very little history or drama or fiction or epic poetry left. – Robert Staughton Lynd

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Poetry

The first one, obviously, was walking into my office at eight oclock in the morning on Wednesday, and being told there was a telephone call saying that there was an incident at Three Mile Island, and that it had shut down and that beyond that we didnt know. – William Scranton

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Morning

I am my own heaven and hell! – J.C.F. von Schiller

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Self