Quote by Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously rega

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful. – Charles Osgood

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

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