Quote by Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously rega

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. – Author Unknown

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. – Ed Howe

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