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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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Children are one third of our population and all of our future. – Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

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