Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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Other Quotes from
Baby or Adoption
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Children are one third of our population and all of our future. – Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. – Author Unknown

A crying baby is the best form of birth control. – Carole Tabron

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. – Ed Howe

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He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. – Roy L. Smith

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A bird doesnt sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. – Lou Holtz

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But I do think that we approach music, in of itself, with a religious attitude. – Jon Fishman

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Attitude

The only thing growing faster than the federal governments deficit is Chris Matthews man-crush on Barack Obama. – Tim Pawlenty

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