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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. – Barbara Christine Seifert

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Children are one third of our population and all of our future. – Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

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