Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz

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God
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Baby or Adoption
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A crying baby is the best form of birth control. – Carole Tabron

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful. – Charles Osgood

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Thats my dream job, to be able to mail songs out to people who want to hear them. Paste my face on them and not travel all over the world trying to sell them. – Kristin Hersh

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A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. – Ayn Rand

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motivational

Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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I have asked myself once or twice lately what was my natural bent. I have no doubt at all: It is to look at each day for the evil of that day and have a go at it, and that is why I have never failed to have an acute interest in each mornings letters. – Geoffrey Fisher

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Morning