Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

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Every child begins the world again…. – Henry David Thoreau

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

A crying baby is the best form of birth control. – Carole Tabron

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

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