Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz