Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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Other Quotes from
Baby or Adoption
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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

A crying baby is the best form of birth control. – Carole Tabron

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. – Barbara Christine Seifert

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. – Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

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Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Wisdom

I am a nutritional overachiever. – Author unknown

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Dieting

He who knows best knows how little he knows. – Thomas Jefferson

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best

Being a Barrymore didnt help me, other than giving me a great sense of pride and a strange spiritual sense that I felt OK about having the passion to act. It made sense because my whole family had done it and it helped rationalise it for me. – Drew Barrymore

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Family