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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Future
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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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Baby or Adoption
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

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Baby or Adoption

Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful. – Charles Osgood

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Baby or Adoption

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

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Baby or Adoption

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. – Author Unknown

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All in the Family was intellectual it was art. – Carroll OConnor

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Art

Ere he returned, Madame descended and passed from the sparkling sunshine into the gloom of the portico, with a melancholy consciousness of the symbolic. For her spirit, too, had its poetic intuitions and insights… – Israel Zangwill, Dreamers of the Ghetto, “From a Mattress Grave,” 1897

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Emotions

If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon Creation, I should have recommended something simpler. – Alfonso X

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I grew up in the southern United States in a city which at that time during the late 40s and early 50s was the most segregated city in the country, and in a sense learning how to oppose the status quo was a question of survival. – Angela Davis

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Learning