Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. – Elizabeth Stone
Babies are such a nice way to start people. – Don Herrold
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. – Author Unknown
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller
Every child begins the world again…. – Henry David Thoreau
Aside from new babies, new mothers must be the most beautiful creatures on earth. – Terri Guillemets, 2010 January 26th, journal
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. – Ed Howe
Children are one third of our population and all of our future. – Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz
A crying baby is the best form of birth control. – Carole Tabron
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. – Barbara Christine Seifert
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born. – George Bernard Shaw
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman
Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful. – Charles Osgood
