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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. - Jonathan Swift

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift

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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. – Jonathan Swift

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best
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Jonathan Swift
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Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder. – Jonathan Swift

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Anniversary
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He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers. – Jonathan Swift

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You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. – Anonymous Voyeur

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. – Ernestine Ulmer

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Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman. – Author Unknown

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Mousse: How pudding describes itself on its r̩sum̩! РLast Week Tonight with John Oliver

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The prerequisite of originality is the art of forgetting, at the proper moment, what we know. – Arthur Koestler

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Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the best chance for such consequences. – Benjamin Franklin

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It is strange what a contempt men have for the joys that are offered them freely. – Georges Duhamel

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What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it. – Charles Dudley Warner, My Summer in a Garden, 1871

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