Quote by Jonathan Swift
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. - Jonathan Swift

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift

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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. – Jonathan Swift

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Where there are large powers with little ambition… nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes. – Jonathan Swift

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My next birthday cake will be a huge chocolate-covered peppermint patty, maraschino cherry candles, and edible confetti atop whipped cream, with a mug of steaming hot coffee and mint chip ice cream! – Terri Guillemets

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Mousse: How pudding describes itself on its résumé! – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman. – Author Unknown

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[P]ie… the secret of our strength as a nation and the foundation of our industrial supremacy… – “Editorial Comment: Hints in Gastronomy,” Current Literature: A Magazine of Cont

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